I take a lot of getting used to, and maybe I'm kind of a jerk. Take a step into my life.

 

This is funny, you can review anyone anonymously. Go submit and search your name, you may have already been reviewed.

This is funny, you can review anyone anonymously. Go submit and search your name, you may have already been reviewed.

Have you submitted your best Poopselfie yet? 

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Nothing Is Personal.

Have you submitted your best Poopselfie yet?

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Nothing Is Personal.

TMobile, y u ask so many questionz?

TMobile, y u ask so many questionz?

I bought this thing. Anyone groom small dogs, or know a good dog groomer? #skinnydipping #blooddiamond #jackdaniels #hepatitis #rawmeat #hummus #hair #jumanji

I bought this thing. Anyone groom small dogs, or know a good dog groomer? #skinnydipping #blooddiamond #jackdaniels #hepatitis #rawmeat #hummus #hair #jumanji

3rd degree burns from 410° tar on my left hand and forearm. I’d rather be dead. #spiffy #cute #instafuck #cute #kevinspacey #mutant #rawmeat

3rd degree burns from 410° tar on my left hand and forearm. I’d rather be dead. #spiffy #cute #instafuck #cute #kevinspacey #mutant #rawmeat

BestBuy needs to stock a bigger TV. I’m really getting fed up with these 70” flat screens all around my house.

BestBuy needs to stock a bigger TV. I’m really getting fed up with these 70” flat screens all around my house.

I call this one “clearing my throat in black and white with a guitar on the right” a work in progress.

I call this one “clearing my throat in black and white with a guitar on the right” a work in progress.

This legitimately exists in Linden, NJ. #desperateforcustomers #gladimwhite #horriblemarketing #seemslegit #cellphonespizza&subs #ringdingsonyourtits

This legitimately exists in Linden, NJ. #desperateforcustomers #gladimwhite #horriblemarketing #seemslegit #cellphonespizza&subs #ringdingsonyourtits

So you think you can rap? You think you’re the next Eminem? Check out Live Cypher. Show your skills, and enter freestyle competitions online. http://www.livecypher.com

So you think you can rap? You think you’re the next Eminem? Check out Live Cypher. Show your skills, and enter freestyle competitions online. http://www.livecypher.com

Just lounging around on a Sunday afternoon. #selfie #tagzakpucci #tagkit #tagkits #tagsohard #tagtheworld #zombies #zakpucci #peekaboo #hiding #hideandseek #ispysomethingtitties

Just lounging around on a Sunday afternoon. #selfie #tagzakpucci #tagkit #tagkits #tagsohard #tagtheworld #zombies #zakpucci #peekaboo #hiding #hideandseek #ispysomethingtitties