New Jersey; y u so competitive?
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I was fashionably late.
It’s 2013. Get with the program.
Submitted by: Who gives a fuck. I think it was an indian.
“lol. Snuck up on him while he was sleeping. He’s gonna be so mad. What an idiot.”
By far the best tag yet.
I meant like A&P or the baby section at Target. Fuck you.
U ain’t wrongggg
Lots of water, some beef jerky, and fonions. Yeaaaahhhhh.
The guy at the car dealership is my best friend.
People helping people, it’s powerful stuff.
A truck just merked the fuck out of this street light right in front of me. Score.